Saturday, May 12, 2018

New Parody Lyrics: Why Lucifer Can't Go

Why Lucifer Can’t Go
(Parody of "What Hurts The Most" by Rascal Flatts)
by, Melissa R. Mendelson


I can take the cancellations of some television shows
That won’t bother me
I can even take the end of some shows that have been on too long
But I’m afraid that one of the best has been put to rest
And with the thought of such a show gone, it still upsets me
Their passion and chemistry mixed with such intensity moves me so deeply
And the show must go on

Why Lucifer can’t go
He was so very close
Telling Chloe all he wanted to say,
Not knowing the network was going to walk away
And never knowing
What they could have been.
The detective finally loving him
And Lucifer loves her too.

Lucifer had to deal with the pain of losing his mother to where she had to go
But he still dealt with it
Mazikeen had it hard, losing friends and Lucifer, leaving her all alone
Wanting to go home
Poor Pierce all stressed, making deals with the devil to erase his regret
And Charlotte caught a ride on heaven’s express
Amenadiel would trade it all, the loss of her in his heart
At least, he got his wings.

Why Lucifer can’t go
He was so very close
Telling Chloe all he wanted to say, (more to say)
Not knowing the network was going to walk away
And never knowing
What they could have been.
The detective finally loving him
And Lucifer loves her too, oh.

Why Lucifer can’t go
He was so very close
Telling Chloe all he wanted to say, (more to say)
Not knowing the network was going to walk away
And never knowing
What they could have been.
The detective finally loving him
And Lucifer loves her too.

Now we will never know
Unless someone saves this television show.



Rascal Flats: "What Hurts The Most"

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